Is it OK to, tell jokes here?
it is a sub category of entertainment, so If I title it like a Q is it OK. I’m so afraid of asking questions here.
Dallas
COOL BEANS, I’ll try here first.
A little girl was walking in front of a Fire Station, wearing a plastic helmet and a Fireman saw her.
She had a Red wagon, being towed by her dog with a rope around his collar, and a Cat with a string around his , Um, testicles.
The Fireman approached thinking how cute, but did notice the Cat.
“Hi sweetie, you might get where you’re going faster if the string was around the Cats neck.”
“Yeah I know” she said, “But then I wouldn’t have a siren”
Just for you Rick.
Forrest Gump related.
Life is like a box of Chocolates, but you should never cheat and poke the bottoms first.
“Arnes” No real disrespect meant, but what are you trying to say?
Foxy, So if you asked me to paint yer “porch” and I came back and told you it was a Lexus, not a Porsche, would that be my Blonde moment?
Hey Clearwater, maybe you can clear something up for me? Kinda related to Forrest Gump.
Is the Service “shout out” “HOO YA” anything like “Poke N hope”?
No offense Marines.
Yowee Krishnam, you look way too much like my Step mom.
LOL, don’t serve food here. I saw a sign on a bar restroom door that said please wash hands before entering???
I have told many jokes here and riddles also , I have never been tossed for it so why not ?
As long as they aren’t offensive to others about religion or what not, you should be fine..and i love riddles and jokes myself
Yes you can!!
Be careful, having a sense of humor really pisses some people off. That being said, pissing people off is really fun.
I’m sure some troll or bible beater will tell you to go to another category but F ‘em
You can of course we’d love to hear one we need a good laugh too.
That was funny do you have anymore to tell would like to hear them!
hi how are you possible you friend me
I’ve heard about “punishing a kitty”, but that’s a tad extreme! *grins*
Thanks for the laugh
That’s a good one for a starter.
Yeah, it’s fine to tell jokes in here depending on how you word the question.
Good first one Dallas.
Thanks for the joke….I can just picture her tugging on the cats string.
He he he…..
sure you can tell jokes on here
and thank you
smile
good luck
Yes you can Dallas.
Showing off a new “outfit” I see.
Looks good.
You can pull my string anytime…he he he he
Who gave you permission to ask anything? Your husband, I doubt it
I’m not really sure if you can, but i was in a pub this evening, just for a change ?!
Anyway..
This sandwich walked in, and asked the barmaid for a drink…
And she said, i’m sorry, we don’t serve food here
Take care, x
People love jokes, just be careful with some jokes.
Ohhhhhh Happy Day!!!
I was just at Best Buy and found the movie Tombstone (widescreen) on DVD for $7.50.
So, of course, I just had to get it.
If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the OK Corral.
As I see this, Planet Rock
Thanks. That was a good way to start the day. S.