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* A US compny cam out wiv a toilet nitelight.it sends out green warn’g beacon wen seat’s up
* From studiz,avrg roll of toiletppr lasts abt 5days in bathrm
* B4 toilet ppr was inventd, French royalty wipd their botoms wiv fine linen
* Evryday,ovr 5billion galons water flushd down toilets in US
* 1391:China began produc’g toiletppr 4use by its Emperors
* 1825:1st toilet installd in White House
* 1890:Scott Paper producd 1st toiletppr 2b availabl on roll
* Survey conductd in 2000 by Kimberly-Clark:Men prefer 2fold toiletppr,women lyk 2wad it
* Avrg person uses toilet 2500tyms a yr
* 1857:Joseph Gayetty creditd 4inventg toiletppr.Inventn failed n ddnt catch on until 10yrs later
* Most toilets flush in E flat
* On ship,toilet called a head
* On avrg, Pentagon uses 666rolls of toiletppr in 1day
* American Airlines Sports Center,in Dallas, has most toilets per capita than any otha sports n entertainmnt venu in USA
* 1st eva “World Summit on Toilets” held in Singapore in Nov2001
* Appliance wiv most use of water in home is toilet
* 3yrs of person life spent on toilet
* 1st TV show 2show ne portion of toilet was on “Leave it 2 Beaver.” After fightg 4 10weeks 2show toilet, CBS wud only allow producers 2show toilettank,nt whole toilet.
* 1st time wher they had a separat toilet 4women n men was in 1739 at a ball in Paris.
* 1st toilet stall in public washroom is least likely 2b used n also z cleanest.
* Production of toiletppr in China began in 1391,used 4z Emperors.
* Women take 3tyms longr than men wen using toilet.

After a long meeting with Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced that due to new evidence shown by Jones it was declared that the NFL Refs where paid off to make sure the Cowboys didn’t win. So as a result the Eagles have been disqualified from the Playoffs & will be replaced by Dallas who will play the Vikings in the 1st Round. For some reason during the Conference Pacman Jones & Tank Johnson stood behind Goodell through the whole conference. When asked why Goodell explained that both where just there to show how happy they are with the reversed decision. Jerry Jones meanwhile passed out cigars to everyone bragging to everyone that his prediction of the Cowboys would go to the Playoffs came true. Amazing turn of events huh?
Just trying to give Cowboy fans some false hope Lol!

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